jerk job

When things start out as jerking yourself off, and end with either a hand job or blow job.

When she found me fondling the morning wood, she joined in and swallowed. It was a jerk job.

by Vixxxen February 1, 2008

Jerk-Hole

A combination for both words Jerk and Asshole. A male douche bag, that is self-centered, egotistical, and very spiteful. A jerk-hole always comes back and ask for forgiveness.

The Jerk-hole always misuse and abuse his chick.

the jerk-hole gets up with a hard on, when we just had a fight, how inconsiderate.

Jerk-Hole is similar to Jody from Baby Boy!!!

by PDub_1985 March 14, 2011

circle jerk

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

by CarMono July 7, 2011

Dirty Jerk

The art of masturbating while sitting on the toilet releasing a bowel movement.

Jimmy is on the toilet dirty jerking it.

by CalU Cups April 21, 2010

Jerk the Turk

To masturbate; applies to males or females.

Katie is always afraid her mom will walk in when she is going to jerk the turk.

by Cgrave August 8, 2006

lurk jerk

Someone who lurks people's myspaces, then wanks to their pics.

Guy: dude that fool spends all his time on myspace beatin off.
Other guy: yea bro, that guys a total lurk jerk

by Bobby H April 30, 2006

Jerk Hole

A jerk hole is a hole in which someone Jerks off into. To call someone a Jerk hole would implicate that they are nothing more than a sperm pit.

The best part about this verbal assault..is that someone not in the know will simply think your substituting Jerk for Ass. It pays to know what other people are really saying!!

"You're such a Jerk Hole!!!"

by ashes85 March 24, 2010