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cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me
random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what
by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021
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pat wooded

𝗣𝗮𝘁-wood-ed

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.

present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"
by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024
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Pat

A person name Pat is one of the simplest people in the world. They are often called “simpletons” because of what they do. A Pat eats chicken tenders, cinnamon toast crunch and pizza. Pat’s are one of the worst sports fans to be around because they think there intelligence of sports is far greater than the people around him. A Pat is someone who gets constantly trolled. You do not want to be a Pat
Geez dude why is Pat always eating bland food and causing problems?
by King Brian October 29, 2021
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seabag pat down

A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.
Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."
by kdelik January 31, 2014
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Pat Ernz

Pat ernz is the definition of simplifying patterns.

Creating subtle patterns to make an image as a whole with less patterns. A repeated decorative design with less decorative’s.
Those pat ernz on that shirt is fire af
by FashionGuru_ November 23, 2021
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Pat Conway

My name is Pat Conway; I’m 5’0, addicted to NYQuil, and I rock a .5 GPA
by Weedle415 September 28, 2019
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Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.
Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.
by the particular Pat January 7, 2010
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