by I have a gf bozos April 8, 2023
Get the heavens official blessingmug. The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
(created by h3h3)
(created by h3h3)
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
Get the good morning and God blessmug. Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. Bless is the type of shy and sweet girl who is wife material with ho potential. No fears my dudes, because she´s too socially awkward to even get near a male homosapient with whom she is attracted to. Bless is the type of girl who is always empathetic to others and even to assholes who she takes her back. Don´t break her trust because although she may forgive you, she never trust you again. She is one of the most beautiful girls who deserves the world from everything she has gone through. She is also random at times so be prepared for that or else your unmatched energy will push her away. Don´t push her away as she is one of the most understanding and kindest and most etheral innocent being you will ever encounter. Be nice to her you lucky bitch.
by Kou´s wife February 11, 2021
Get the Blessmug. by ytdilidee June 3, 2024
Get the bless yo sneaky link phone daymug. When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
Get the I almost said bless youmug.