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McDutch Oven

The process of blocking children into the play tube in the McDonalds play ground and farting forcing them to marinate in the smell.
We went to McDonalds today and mcdutch ovened a bunch of kids today.
by ncbornokgrown July 2, 2014
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Easy Bake Oven

When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.
Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.

Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!
by Lenell Elliott February 1, 2008
mugGet the Easy Bake Ovenmug.

new dutch oven

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows
As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.
by MystycalMage October 1, 2007
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dirty oven mitt

When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.
I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.
by CR&J January 13, 2018
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Oven Roasted Nuts

When you place your nuts inside of your partners anus and they proceed to fart.
"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"
by Reyx June 28, 2016
mugGet the Oven Roasted Nutsmug.

Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.
I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead
by anonymous September 8, 2021
mugGet the Dutch oven chocolatemug.

Hot Jamaican Oven

Smoke Weed and pull the covers over someones head to get them high.
Dizko was like, damn I was not trying to get high tonight, then my bitch Hot Jamaican Ovened me and I went into Outer Space.
by Dizkoh December 3, 2013
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