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Ear Hotels

A very high quality brand of over the ear headphones. Sennheiser or Beats for example. The cushioning provided and the head support of these headphones make your ears feel right at "home." Much like in a hotel.
Broham #1: Duuude!! Check out my phones bro!!

Broham #2: ~Puts on headphones~ Woh! These are like Ear Hotels brah!
by Cyber Jesus July 23, 2010
mugGet the Ear Hotelsmug.

Concert Ears

The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.

It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.
Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!

(3 hours later)

Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.
by stowball January 6, 2011
mugGet the Concert Earsmug.

bat ears

Some one with insane hearing skills.

The spawn of man bat and batwomen
1. Psst look at that guy over at the other end of the corridor he hasn't hit puberty yet

boy. I can hear you. That kid had bat ears.

2. Go my bat ears destroy all the radios and satellites( man bat hates noise)
by Ancientmayanritual May 10, 2015
mugGet the bat earsmug.

mouse's ear

The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN
Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?
by mgbeach September 7, 2006
mugGet the mouse's earmug.

Swimmers Ear

When the male sexual partner pulls out just before ejaculation,in the old english school boy style, and proceeds to release his ejaculate wildly onto his female partners facial region. A sample of his load then seeps into her auditory member,left or right, and causing symptoms that would be diagnosed as swimmers ear.
Male: "hey babe is that hair gel in your ear?"
Female: "No, but I think i showered to long because my ear is killing me! I think I may have gotten Swimmers ear."
by Harder, J.R. June 24, 2008
mugGet the Swimmers Earmug.

Ear Crack

When a Song is so great that you cant stop listening to it
this song is crack to my ears!

This song is ear crack!
by TheStudent April 13, 2008
mugGet the Ear Crackmug.

ear dildo

A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.
Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?
by McShawty October 16, 2008
mugGet the ear dildomug.

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