taint shot

when a man shoots his girlfriend (or boyfriend) in the taint after pulling out after sex.

he totally got his girl with a taint shot.

by Chrissy Some April 10, 2008

tainted doughnuts

Noun. An extremely attractive individual who is infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

"Damn man, she's bangin!"
"Look but don't touch bro, she's tainted doughnuts."

by scubamage November 14, 2006

taint

All these guys that say it's on a woman are really in for a disappointment! The taint is indeed "Taint the cock, taint the asshole, it's in between"
It's on a GUY (fools) and it's (The perineum) where the prostate is closest to the surface (Between the balls and the asshole). If a guy is about to come, if you push on his taint, or put a finger up his asshole, it will intensify his orgasm exponentially.
On women, it does nothing.

I pushed on his taint, and he shot through the roof.

by knows how to fuck May 28, 2016

taint guzzler

The act of licking or biting the sweaty area of the taint, located between the asshole and a man's nutsack.

"If you are reading this you are a taint guzzler."

by taint guzzler105 May 25, 2009

Taint Monopoly

The use of your taint when playing monopoly, instead of properties like Marvin Gardens

"I played Taint Monopoly the other day and i landed on Chris's Taint and had to pay 500 dollars"

by lordofthetaints August 8, 2008

Eight in the Taint

A size 8 shoe kicking the shit out of unsuspecting individual in the area between the genitals and the anus.

Mike: "Yo! What happened to you?"

Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"

by sh_rebel January 23, 2011

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003