McDutch Oven

The process of blocking children into the play tube in the McDonalds play ground and farting forcing them to marinate in the smell.

We went to McDonalds today and mcdutch ovened a bunch of kids today.

by ncbornokgrown July 2, 2014

Easy Bake Oven

When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.

Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.

Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!

by Lenell Elliott February 1, 2008

albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.

Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.

I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.

by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023

self cleaning oven

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves

that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.

by charles 57 May 31, 2022

Oven Roasted Nuts

When you place your nuts inside of your partners anus and they proceed to fart.

"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"

by Reyx June 28, 2016

dirty oven mitt

When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.

I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.

by CR&J January 13, 2018