Cake Check

It is when you grab/slap someone’s ass or their “cake”

I cake checked her so hard

by Cakechecker February 11, 2020

finger check check

The act of forcibly stopping the finger check by grabbing the perpetrators middle finger and bending it awkwardly and painfully backward. When performed successfully, it not only prevents the completion of the finger check, but also permanently dissuades any thoughts the perpetrator might have to attempt such a maneuver at a later date.

As Byron's hand slipped into Laura's pants, Laura quickly grabbed his middle finger and bent it backward until Byron cried out in pain. "What was that?", asked Byron. "My finger check check", replied Laura.

by momma noodle and uncle tim November 7, 2007

seat check

a way to reserving your seat fo a certain amount of time. It works by calling "seat check" before leaving your seat. This insures no one may sit in your seat, however another person may sit there but only until the "seat checker" returns. A key point of this is making sure your persons your around understand and use seat check, or your seat will be jacked with no mercy.

Seat Jack: this is simply a way of insuring a persons seat will be taken by you. By calling "seat jack" before a person calls seat check and after that persons but leaves their seat, you have in effect "jacked" their seat.
Different groups of people use different rules so be sure to ask for "The Rules of Your Seat Check" before leaving your seat, when with a new group of people. The number one most important thing about "Seat Check/Jack" is that they CANNOT be disobeyed. The "Check/Jack" when called stays, until the time limit is reached.

Depending on who you are "Checking" your seat with, there will be a time limit. This means after the seat is checked, that seat is only on reserve for normally 5 minutes. So that after 5 minutes without the "seat checker" returning, the seat may be "jacked." Simple right?

Some variations include:
1) not called seat check but "quack quack:" meaning "quack quack, no seat jack"
----called the same way as seat check----
2) many different time limit are used, most widely used being 5 minutes but up to 20 when going to the bathroom, persay.
3) ALWAYS a safe thing to do is
- make sure seat check/jack and quack quack are understood
- then while still sitting, call "seat check quack quack!" or if with a highly educated group call "seat quack!"
- make sure another person hears you call it, look them in the face and say it!

Again, always obey seat check and quack quack, always!

person a: "seat check"
person b: damn

person a: "quack quack!"
person b: yes finally a seat
person c: nope sorry, he called quack quack

by Mr. Griffin July 1, 2007

D-Check

Code used by gangsters for checking to see if someone is fine and Dandy (hence the D).

This when done to normal citizens is to remind them that they are just mere normal citizens. However this can also be used from gangster to gangster, in this case it becomes a G-Check.

Gangsta 1: You good yeah?
Normal citizen: Yes I'm fine thanks (thinks phew that was just a d-check and not a mugging).

Or

Gangsta 1: You good yeah?!

Gangsta 2: chssst (kisses teeth), what you mean. I'm gonna chef you up and then lick all your jewellery. How dare you d check me, I'm a real g famalam. What. What. What. What.

by hannanbread October 27, 2018

coin check

The act of grading a female's nipple size by comparing them to coins.

Let me have a coin check and I'll get you a beer bitch.

by Dr*O July 12, 2011

check the spot

To "check the spot" is to leave an area, either out of boredom or to avoid a "beat down".

(person1) Hey isn't that Jay?

(person2) Yeah. Don't you owe him $20?

(person3) Oh yeah. I'm gonna check the spot and go home.

by Brandon Debise June 18, 2006

Block-Checking

The action of unblocking someone and blocking them again on AIM in order to see if they're online. This is about the equivalent of knocking on someone's door to see if they're home, then your nerves collapse and you run the fuck away before they see you. Usually occurs after a terrible conversation, which ends up with one person blocking the other. Of course, this just makes the person they blocked attractive, so they make frequent spot checks to see if you're online.

paranoia bacon: i am so freaking awesome
rosesnguns17: what happened?
paranoia bacon: i just bitched out this hot-ass emo chick, and now she's block-checking me.
rosesnguns17: just make sure you videotape it :):):)

by ObeyZod September 15, 2005