Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.
Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
by Portuzil January 07, 2024
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detroit exotics

A mystical land of nicotine bars and boof weed that an indian man will tell you to smell if you go there past 11pm. this land also has a large selection of the worst pre rolls money can buy. But nice glass peices i guess, support sandnigga buisness. has good cigar selection tho.
"me and my niggas going down to detroit exotics"
by Jingisol October 25, 2022
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Detroit Snow Cone

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball
Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.
by DuffersDer July 01, 2019
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Detroit Teddybear

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear
Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time
by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024
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Detroit Red Wings

Theeeee best team in any sport to ever play in the world, better than the leafs and the bruins. TOGETHER!!!
the Detroit Red Wings are the best NHL team ever!
by hd834yrg0boqcnu October 09, 2020
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Detroit min

When it’s been 4 plus months since you been somewhere or see someone.
I haven’t been to the DIA in a Detroit min.
by Mikey872 April 12, 2022
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Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The muscle that surrounds and closes the opening of the anus.
Ted Nugent loves to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle when he's on tour.
by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022
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