dirty smell pirate hooker 

Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".

you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????

dirty smell pirate hooker by e to the izzo December 12, 2007

Booker Hooker

its a hooker that keeps all her hookering dates in a planner so she never forgets who go go to next

guy1. damn my hooker must of forgot me last night, she never showed
guy2. that woldnt of happened if youu just got a booker hooker.

Booker Hooker by lauren jankowski September 15, 2007

Tree Hooker 

A word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. They don't hug trees they fuck them. Usually they waste usable space to put in a tree.

Mark:: Did u see that new park in Malibu that every one though was going to be a mall!

Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker

Tree Hooker by Kaity-is-Kool July 20, 2011

Pregnant hooker 

The feeling in the morning, after hitting the bars to hard the night before..You have something inside, you dont know its color or condition, but you just want that sucker out...either easing of the tension by taking a crap or barfing.

Oh, I feel like a pregnant hooker after last night!

10 tequilas and a big burgers turns me into a pragnant hooker..I feel like shit.

Pregnant hooker by AMK87 November 13, 2013

Bury a hooker 

A term used when you need to poo. This term is only used when your in Las Vegas.

I'll be back in a minute, gotta go Bury a Hooker.

Bury a hooker by Xiroo March 29, 2010

Labor Hooker 

Those undocumented workers that hang around in front of Home Depot or Lowes. They'll help you do yardwork, cleanup, and basic home improvement.

Usually Latino, and often sporting a mustache, they'll do a surprising amount of work for $40 and a six-pack of Budweiser.

Dude1: I can't believe all the yardwork my wife wants me to do this weekend.

dude2: Easy man.. just cruise by the Home Depot and get some labor hookers. For $50, they'll do it all.

Labor Hooker by sonnyvegas April 28, 2009

Clown Hooker 

1 — A term used for females who wear excessive make-up which results in them looking either whorish or like a circus clown or BOTH, but nevertheless extremely ridiculous, gross and tacky.
2 — Also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. It could focus on all three or a combination of them. This style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does NOT look completely taste-less (not really 'day make-up', though).

1 — "Did you see that teacher? How can she wear so much make-up when she's coming to work to teach Maths? She looks like a fucken clown hooker."
2 — "My daughter, Sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this Winter themed article. They put really heavy 'glamour' make-up on her. The photographic director told the make-up artist to create "a cold clown hooker feel", whatever that means."

Clown Hooker by Rina Lam February 14, 2012