hobo mafia  

An organization of the Cheatengine Foums that specializes in mass derepping and company picnics. The leader's name is "The Hobo" hence the organization's name, hobo mafia.

hobo mafia : "we will be a group of elite rep terrorists who will all save our rep, designate a target and then -rep them to -1 and we will also have company picnics."

hobo mafia by HoboMafiaCEF February 8, 2009

Hobo Ballin 

Townies,Hobo's, White Trash, Fake wanna be baller's that look for the daily drink specials and bottle service's such as discounted vodka's like Absolute, Gordons, Triple distilled gasoline etc. Hang out at the local tap and order dollar shots for everyone. Will only hang out at bars that give discounts or free drinks etc. People who where trends from 2-3 yrs ago and still think its hot.

Hey man I know the bar tender at this spot I got the hook up. Why go anywhere else, I get dollar shots! I got you man I got you know worries. Tonight I'm Hobo Ballin! Hey may the club has $80 dollar bottles of Gordon's Vodka man I will go half on a bottle man. Im Hobo Ballin tonight my guys at the door will hook it up. Let me valet my 1995 benz.

Hobo Ballin by Joey Chicago December 26, 2010

Hobo Licker 

Someone who gives hobos a lick to make them feel better, or licks the wounds when they are bleeding.

"Oh look at that poor hobo he's bleeding everywhere i'd better go and lick him better", then the hobo says"oh you have saved my life how can i ever thank you hobo licker".

Hobo Licker by random joker March 5, 2011

Hobo Float

Ever want a root beer float but cant find any ice cream. This drink is the thing for you. fill a glass half full with ice then pour in half milk and half root beer (preferably A&W) then stir and voila you've got an easier to make cheaper root beer float with all the taste and none of the hassle

"I could go for a root beer float right about now." - guy 1
"we got any ice cream?" - genius
"dang it i think we ate it all!" - guy 1
"if we got milk we got hobo floats!" - genius
"holy crap your a genius" - guy 1

Hobo Float by DonCapernicus August 3, 2011

hobo-trolled 

When one is trolled IRL in such a way that it could only have been done by an indigent. Having a volatile mixture of relatively unlimited free time and austere constraints on available resources, a creative hobo can produce the kind of hijinks that would leave an average citizen completely flummoxed, questioning the reality of what was just experienced.

JB: "A homeless man sat on our porch today. He recited a poem. Then we met him at the local bar. He ordered a slice of pizza. He followed us home and then tried to sell us a used bondage kit. He left it for us after we gave him 40¢. What the fuck?"

X: "I think you're getting hobo-trolled."

hobo-trolled by xenomouse October 4, 2012

Hobbos 

Contrary to popular Benoni belief, Hobbos is not a word.

It originates from the East Rand of Gauteng in South Africa

“How many sugars would you like in you coffee?”

“Hobbos”

“Just tell me how many you shit-cunt, Hobbos is not a word”

Hobbos by FishSticks17 April 4, 2018

Hobo-slam 

To attack someone with bodily force and a reckless disregard for one's own safety. Alternatively, to forcefully sift through a garbage receptacle in search of foodstuffs.

"Good God, Chuck really hobo-slammed that guy at the bar. I'm not sure who took more damage."
Alternative use: "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I wanna Hobo-Slam a couple dumpsters outside the grocery store. I'm hoping I can get some of that sea bass the wife likes."

Hobo-slam by Orsom Thane November 9, 2018