Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job

“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

Chocolate holiday

When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.

Hey baby, are you excited for the holiday? The chocolate holiday that I'm going to give you

by Mlapen9289 February 25, 2024

Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.

Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.

by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024

Blue Holiday

When you blue ball yourself then immediately finish on a santa claus costume while in an area thats under 30 degrees

Person 1: Hey have you seen Dave?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday

by thetripleD's September 28, 2022

Jet2 Holiday

The commercial sound everyone is using now on TikTok in the same vein as 5 Gum or nestle crunch.

Person 1: "God, i just can't bring myself to sign the papers. I still love her!"
Person 2: "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!"
Person 1: "Okay i signed it"

by Sando Trouton September 10, 2025

Holiday Odds

The game of odds played when on holidays, where the probability is equal to 1 over the number of days left on holidays.

Example:
When there is 2 days left on your holiday so once called on odds you must do 2 to 1.

Guy 1: Holiday odds you'll ask that girl for her number?
Guy 2: Ok 3 to 1 so?
Guy 1 &2: 3..2..1.. 2!

by Pratroculas April 26, 2017

Concreter's Holiday

An Australian term to describe someone who is currently incarcerated.

“Yeah nah, he is currently on holiday…” “oh, that sounds ripper” “nah yeah, a Concreter's Holiday he should be out in 6”

by Doing big no January 29, 2025