Stephen Hawking 

The act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst simultaneously using a cell phone during said defecation, for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of defecation, one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist Stephen Hawking.

"Dude I was taking a dump so long I came outta there looking like Stephen Hawking"

"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"

Stephen Hawking by Hawkingaloogie September 30, 2014

Tom Hanks 

A guy that urinates frequently and in large quantities. Made famous by Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own.

Is Petey still in the bathroom? He goes more than Tom Hanks.

Tom Hanks by RousseauRetired June 4, 2009

Ear Hacks 

Ear Hacks (or Ear Hax), is a Counter-Strike term coined by Octwo, used to sarcastically refer to a person's ability to hear another person within a game well enough to give others the impression that they're "wall hacking."

Bob hears Joe walking on the other side of a wall. He fires his weapon at Joe as he hears him near the edge of the wall, killing Joe through the wall without first seeing him. Joe calls him a wall hacker, so Bob rolls his eyes and sarcastically says that he was using Ear Hacks.

Ear Hacks by Octwo May 24, 2007

Hawkin' 

Being all over.
Really persistent in getting something.

Dawg, Why is will hawkin dat broad like dat, she not even phat!

Son, when you bring food around their hungry asses, they be hawkin'.

Hawkin' by tTice August 13, 2008

Shite Hawk 

Another term for a Sea-Gull as they eat anything

Look out that Shite Hawk is coming after your chips!

Shite Hawk by 876140 December 6, 2009

ass hawk 

The tuft of hair that grows from between a woman's butt crack. An extension of a woman's bush that crosses the taint and extends to the anus. A rectal mohawk. Today, overweight women and older women are more likely to sport an ass hawk than younger, hotter women. However, in the 1970s, more than one Playmate or Pet could be found gracing the pages of gentlemen's magazines while sporting the ass hawk. Careful attention must be paid to the upkeep of the ass hawk so that dingleberries or toilet paper balls are not amassed.

Henry said that the girl was pretty hot but he saw her ass hawk when she gave him the leg over.

ass hawk by guinness67 July 16, 2009

Tranny-Hawk 

A Tranny-Hawk is a person who specifically looks for transvestites or is constantly on the look out for transvestites

Guy1:James is a Tranny-Hawk
Guy2:He has a girlfriend?
Guy3:That is a cover-up for his undercover pervert Tranny-Hawking ways.

Tranny-Hawk by Grindmaster November 30, 2011