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Garbage Merchant

Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:

Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
by Jordicolas November 16, 2020
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Garbage

Referring to me (or maybe you)
I'm garbage

You're garbage
by Gemma2005 June 3, 2020
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garbage

This site is garbage.
by cock2 June 18, 2020
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Garbage Flushing

A phenomenon describing when you flawlessly survive gastrointestinal/stomach pain after eating something that is supposed to induce it.
Jake has had a 2-year history of successful garbage flushing, no matter what kind of chili sauce he takes!
by Pseudonymous Johnson June 19, 2020
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1 my uncle

my uncle is garbage

2 tiktok
tiktok is garbage
1 my uncle is garbage

2 tiktok is garbage
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public school garbage

A public school is a school that runs on public funds, usually government-imposed taxes. It's free for everyone to go to a primary or secondary public school. ... Public universities are also sometimes called public schools in the US, and while they're not free, they are less expensive for state residents.
People who attend US public schools are uncivil, worthless pieces of trash who bully others or stand idly by while aware that fellow students are being hurt.
Don't be bothered by that school bully because they are just public school garbage. Someone will murder them eventually.
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Garbage can

Another way to say Sakura from the very popular anime, Naruto
Hey look, the garbage can thinks she’s as strong as Naruto and Sasuke
by Totally Bot Rock Lee August 21, 2020
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