An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.
Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."
John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
by THATS MAH BITCH! April 18, 2010

This refers to an individual, Justin M. For Privacy's sake I won't list his full last name. But he is the ORIGINAL google gangster. He does it McWilli style fo sho!
Also, refers to an alleged (read make believe) crime syndicate headed by JM that bullies small websites into using google.com. If they do not comply, he beats up their children, typically the first born.
Also, refers to an alleged (read make believe) crime syndicate headed by JM that bullies small websites into using google.com. If they do not comply, he beats up their children, typically the first born.
Man, that kid is searching so much, he think's he's the google gangster. But he is not. Justin is.
The Google Gangster beat up my first born son because my website used yahoo...and then he made me search for 'I told you so' on google.com.
The Google Gangster beat up my first born son because my website used yahoo...and then he made me search for 'I told you so' on google.com.
by ChuckyMcDougle December 15, 2008

by jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 30, 2006

This refers to an individual, Justin M. For Privacy's sake I won't list his full last name. But he is the ORIGINAL google gangster. He does it McWilli style fo sho!
Also, refers to an alleged (read make believe) crime syndicate headed by JM that bullies small websites into using google.com. If they do not comply, he beats up their children, typically the first born.
Also, refers to an alleged (read make believe) crime syndicate headed by JM that bullies small websites into using google.com. If they do not comply, he beats up their children, typically the first born.
Man, that kid is searching so much, he think's he's the google gangster. But he is not. Justin is.
The Google Gangster beat up my first born son because my website used yahoo...and then he made me search for 'I told you so' on google.com.
The Google Gangster beat up my first born son because my website used yahoo...and then he made me search for 'I told you so' on google.com.
by ChuckyMcDougle December 30, 2008

by xylena June 22, 2006

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A Super Gangster, Called Radioactive Becouse Of His "Super-Powers" ,Radioactive Gangsters Are Improve In Many Ways Such As:
1.Mad MC Skills
2.Super Strengh
3.Ability To Absorve Alot Of Alcohol.
4.Super Cool
5.Supre Smart
6.Great Criminals
A Super Gangster, Called Radioactive Becouse Of His "Super-Powers" ,Radioactive Gangsters Are Improve In Many Ways Such As:
1.Mad MC Skills
2.Super Strengh
3.Ability To Absorve Alot Of Alcohol.
4.Super Cool
5.Supre Smart
6.Great Criminals
by RadioactiveGangster July 24, 2010

"Hey Eric what's up?" "I'm a fucking origami gangster!!! That's what's up"
"You hear about Jared?" "Yeah he's a fucking origami gangster"
"You hear about Jared?" "Yeah he's a fucking origami gangster"
by OG_Jarebear September 17, 2016
