flesh fencepost

A cowboy's amorous extremity.

After he delivered the herd, Lester went to Cactus Nell's Cowboy Day Spa to have the dust blown off of his flesh fencepost.

by panchodoll May 24, 2006

Fence

A gathering of dicks side by side.

Jennifer saw a fence by the side of the road; Tom, Fred and Ralph were standing and drinking beer.

by Pidgems October 17, 2014

feces pieces

When a female is riding a males penis and waits for the opportune moment in which he orgasms, she deficates while still riding his penis up and down. Preferably the female should be facing away from the male when performing this incredibly hard maneuver. It is meant to be a surprise but can be used for enjoyment by both parties. To avoid confusion this term is pronounced like the popular "Reese's Pieces".

I gave my man a full feces pieces last night and he didn't even see it coming!

by S0URCE December 22, 2008

don't whiz on the electric fence!

an extremely fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a whiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to urinate on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't whiz on the electric fence!*

by timpacalypse February 21, 2009

fencepost

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

paint the fence

the act of masterbating in a room filled with people

last night at the party john just started painting the fence

by sallyskellington June 22, 2005

Fence

The Border line between two things, most often used to describe the borderline between gay and straight.

Example From Death Note:

L Chains himself to Light by the wrist, using handcuffs

Misa: Oh are you on THAT side of the fence Ryuzaki?

Real Life Example:

Person1: Yo, you heard that Ryan crossed the fence recently?
Person2: Woah! you mean he's gay!?

by xxIcexx February 25, 2008