by david ownage July 19, 2006
usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.
by physiologist May 08, 2012
by Jkb231 August 30, 2021
An oxymoronic term used by someone who doesn't understand what "simp" means, and also believes that for every male personality type there must be an equivalent female type.
1) SIMP stands for "sucker idolizing mediocre pussy". That alone rules out a simp being female on an anatomical level.
2) There can not be a "female simp" because the sexual marketplace favors women, especially online. 80% of men are ignored by women, whereas only 20% of women are ignored by men. This leaves 80% of men who feel gratitude if even a below mediocre female gives them the attention.
Therefore, any female who is mediocre or above is put on a pedestal by the simp and can do no wrong according to him.
3) Since "simp" defines an imbalance of value between male and female, with female being more valuable, the term "female simp" would cancel out "simp" by defining an opposing social imbalance which is impossible.
1) SIMP stands for "sucker idolizing mediocre pussy". That alone rules out a simp being female on an anatomical level.
2) There can not be a "female simp" because the sexual marketplace favors women, especially online. 80% of men are ignored by women, whereas only 20% of women are ignored by men. This leaves 80% of men who feel gratitude if even a below mediocre female gives them the attention.
Therefore, any female who is mediocre or above is put on a pedestal by the simp and can do no wrong according to him.
3) Since "simp" defines an imbalance of value between male and female, with female being more valuable, the term "female simp" would cancel out "simp" by defining an opposing social imbalance which is impossible.
by Cosmos Cop May 10, 2020
Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.
The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.
The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). The female tyrant would hide in dark corners at time, and in ppl plain sight at other times, depending on what suited her. There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them (including the matriarchal).
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020