by david ownage July 19, 2006
Get the female gamermug. usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.
by physiologist October 16, 2012
Get the sam (female)mug. by Jkb231 August 30, 2021
Get the Female Virgomug. An oxymoronic term used by someone who doesn't understand what "simp" means, and also believes that for every male personality type there must be an equivalent female type.
1) SIMP stands for "sucker idolizing mediocre pussy". That alone rules out a simp being female on an anatomical level.
2) There can not be a "female simp" because the sexual marketplace favors women, especially online. 80% of men are ignored by women, whereas only 20% of women are ignored by men. This leaves 80% of men who feel gratitude if even a below mediocre female gives them the attention.
Therefore, any female who is mediocre or above is put on a pedestal by the simp and can do no wrong according to him.
3) Since "simp" defines an imbalance of value between male and female, with female being more valuable, the term "female simp" would cancel out "simp" by defining an opposing social imbalance which is impossible.
1) SIMP stands for "sucker idolizing mediocre pussy". That alone rules out a simp being female on an anatomical level.
2) There can not be a "female simp" because the sexual marketplace favors women, especially online. 80% of men are ignored by women, whereas only 20% of women are ignored by men. This leaves 80% of men who feel gratitude if even a below mediocre female gives them the attention.
Therefore, any female who is mediocre or above is put on a pedestal by the simp and can do no wrong according to him.
3) Since "simp" defines an imbalance of value between male and female, with female being more valuable, the term "female simp" would cancel out "simp" by defining an opposing social imbalance which is impossible.
by Cosmos Cop May 10, 2020
Get the Female Simpmug. by Crunchy_Toast February 4, 2021
Get the female ppmug. A transgender, trans woman, transsexual woman. With gyno, feminine or female second sex characteristics.
Tim: "Hey Jack."
Jack: "Yeah"
Tim: "Do you think Jimmy is gay? Since he likes trans girls?"
Jack: "Of course he is. He's attracted to people who are biologically male."
Tim: "I thought that was straight?"
Jack: "Nah, to be straight you have to be attracted to females only. Jimmy is attracted to pseudo females (trans women)."
Jack: "Yeah"
Tim: "Do you think Jimmy is gay? Since he likes trans girls?"
Jack: "Of course he is. He's attracted to people who are biologically male."
Tim: "I thought that was straight?"
Jack: "Nah, to be straight you have to be attracted to females only. Jimmy is attracted to pseudo females (trans women)."
by King of Illinois September 22, 2021
Get the Pseudo Femalemug. That bitch won’t entertain you. She a she-devil. Bruh, she her own boss. She’s a rebellious lady. I love that woman. A rebel female is wifey material.
by Piratehooker666 March 6, 2018
Get the rebel femalemug.