Evan Lam

A nerdy man who wears a dress shirt and has pencils and pens in his pocket protecter.He plays Desktop Defender every day, he drinks beer every year, he drinks wine anytime!

Tony:OMG, I GOT 20,000 ON THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....

by (LIKE-A-SUM-BO-DEEE) July 2, 2010

Reid Evans

Reid Evans, born Feb. 14th, 1983 in Poughkeepsie New York is known worldwide as the first man to hold the record of bicycle tires changed in one day. Reid changed a record 531 flat tires in 24 hours on April 6th, 2004 in front of two judges from the Guiness Book of World Records. It is said that his hands were bleeding by tire 316, and after he had completed the record, he could not move his fingers for over a week. He has now held the record for well over two years, having not had one single attempt to defeat said record. When asked whether or not he planned to attempt to break this record, he answered: "For the sake of my fingers, I hope I never have to do that again."

Holy Shit! Did you see Reid Evans changing those tires?

by Kelsey Sugamama November 17, 2006

Jack Evans

Has a slow pull out game and your guaranteed to get pregnant with him

literally explains Jack Evans as i know him

by Snippppper January 7, 2020

Chris evans

He’s an amazing actor and clever and unique!! And everyone simps (loves him) for him

Chris evans is amazing!!

by Abi Taylor May 4, 2021

cherry evans

a total fuckstick

cherry evans is cockface

by yeahnahfuckoff September 28, 2021

Jacob Evans

Best pokemon master

He's the best Jacob Evans!!

by Naptimecatcher August 14, 2017

Evan's Documentary

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.

Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary

by PewWew April 22, 2021