eating el desko

Something you feel like doing when sitting in spanish class, especially if it's boring.

Sitting in his Spanish II class, the student felt like eating el desko.

by SaraJH September 2, 2006

shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.

Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.

by mintglow September 22, 2008

eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman

When I ate her corn she discharged.

by David Hanky September 8, 2005

im eating red beans for dinner!!!

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.

im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!

by zev January 22, 2004

eating fruit salad

popping your cherry; losing your virginity

friend 1: brad and i were eating fruit salad last night

friend 2: omg you lost your virginity?!

by price chopper January 23, 2014

Eating a [Bacon McMuffin]

Giving oral sex to a woman at a McDonald's restaurant, during breakfast hours.

Last week I was sitting off to the side with my girl at McDonald's in the morning and she pointed under the table. Next thing you know, I'm down there eating a Bacon McMuffin.

by Romano Giovanni April 7, 2015

Eating the turnbuckle

Going down on a girl with a tampon in.

Marty's like a vampire, he likes eating the turnbuckle when his girl is on her period.

by Cpt Bonz February 17, 2017