by Braden Lucky March 25, 2024
Protagonist of a 2016 Disney show called Slugterra, where he kidnaps and abuses innocent slugs and uses them as ammunition to fight off capitalist pigs that want to enslave the underground world and abuse more innocent slugs.
by Infantpuncher February 16, 2024
Eli Henry is the kind of guy who will always push his friends to do better in every aspect of life he’s a middle child so you know he’s gonna get that bag he wild fun and crazy but he’s freakishly smart at business not so much women tho only a strong and beautiful blond Scorpio can ground him.
by EAH36 January 13, 2023
“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”
‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’
‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’
by Charlize Nelson June 02, 2025
A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat
by Joelgotflykicked73 June 25, 2024
A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.
A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 07, 2024
A but of a predator to younger people around them. Even with their siblings. Eli bees are typically overweight with chubby cheeks and a backwards belly button. If you know an eli bee, then your life probably sucks.
by 34thousandPeople March 31, 2021