one-eyed chicken

male genitalia

-did you choke the one-eyed chicken last night?
-no. i choked it this morning.

by threeblindmice September 20, 2008

One Eyed Crabcake

Another word for a nasty vagina.

Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...

by ChillBilly75 December 19, 2011

One Eyed Dennis

The act of inserting a joint with a bot on the end of it rather than using the usual cigarette, which is followed by inhaling this most blinding gas.

Oh yeah come on, were about to brew a one eyed dennis

by MS58894 June 22, 2011

Dirty Eyed Girls

Members of 2AM and 2PM joining together to make a parody of "ABRACADABRA" by Brown Eyed Girls.

Girl #1- Man that video was hilarious!
Girl#2- which one?
Girl #1 the on where 2AM and 2PM join together to create Dirty Eyed Girls to make fun of ABRACADABRA by Brown Eyed Girls
Girl #2- OH yeah! every night i get dirty!

by amazeballsperson1 December 13, 2010

one eyed goat

It is a variation of the goat where the balls and penis are tucked back and the man bends over and he also spreads his butt cheeks. It now resembles a goat with one eye. aka whinking goat.

No one expected Roger to throw a one eyed goat in Jason's direction, making Roger the winner.

by igmyog03 March 04, 2009

Wok eyed trog

A wonky eyed bitch that uses people and is fucking ugly.Probably a gin jockey to boot.Thinks nothing of using up people for her own gain.Comes from a long line of deadshits and junkie cunts.Plenty of these live in Australia :)

Is that old mates ex over there?Yeah that's her the wok eyed trog :)

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 22, 2016

black eyed peas

i think they have a cool beat and pretty awesome songs...yeah i said it...black eyed peas is COOL! Wow it feels good to get that off my chest!

black eyed peas - pump it, my humps, where is the love, don't lie.....

by boredom21 February 24, 2006