Dylan

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings

Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire

by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is the most retarded guy you will ever meet. Dylan is creepy. Dylan loves his sister/cousin in a weird way. Also most Dylan’s you meet sick at everything they try to do.

“Oh gosh why is he looking at his sister like that,” said Gavin. “Oh his name must be Dylan,” said Eli.

by Gavin Pruett January 14, 2019

Dylan

Disbled

You are such a dylan

by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz March 11, 2019

Dylan

ANNOYING DUDE THAT NOONE LIKES. USUALLY IS BITCH.

You are such a Dylan!

by Diggiraboi2833 March 12, 2019

Dylan

The heartless man who everyone thinks is the devil in hiding

Watch out for the Dylan

by Cyberwolf012 December 10, 2017

Dylan

A man of few words, makes you feel very uncomfortable in some sorts of ways. Can be a nice person, but also can be horrible, doesn't make the best boyfriend, but can be romantic when they want something.

Girl: Ugh, who is that boy?
Boy: I am Dylan.

by unknown🙋🏼 March 25, 2018

Dylan

A cheater

Dylan: send nudes
Her: no you have a girlfriend
Dylan: she dosent have to know

by Cait123456789 November 23, 2018