Skip to main content

douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.
I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.
by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009
mugGet the douche bag deluxe mug.

Douche Bag

A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.
You see that douche bag over there? He just spent 50 bucks on half of a hat.
by Rooster_82 June 3, 2014
mugGet the Douche Bag mug.

Douche Bag

Donald Trump is the personification of the term “Douche Bag”.
by LuckyGuyDefiner August 12, 2019
mugGet the Douche Bag mug.

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis
Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag
by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008
mugGet the douche bag mug.

douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014
mugGet the douche bag mug.

douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.
Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag
by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014
mugGet the douche bag mug.

Douche Bag

the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011
mugGet the Douche Bag mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email