The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism

My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease

by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023

dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.

If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

Dodge disease

Dodge disease also referred to as stupidity is a long and devastating process one undergoes when they decide that a ram truck is truly the king of all trucks

I mean I would invite home but he has dodge disease

He used to be so cool till he got dodge disease

by TacomaCrew October 15, 2019

Carkinson's Disease

The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.

I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!

by Nappinappi November 18, 2010

Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.

If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.

by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022

Karen’s Disease

Noun: Being a complete illogical bitch who thinks the world owes her privilege for existing. Can be shortened into being a Karen.

That bitch must have Karen’s Disease. She just threatened to call the cops on that one year old for shitting in their diaper

by Gargatron November 30, 2021

Vector of disease

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.

Watch out! Vector of disease bearing down on you at twelve o'clock!

by Woodrow Saltpaw June 1, 2020