German Dildo

Its where you shit into a condom and then freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.
I used a German dildo on that whore last night.
by kersh-i2i January 23, 2011
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dildo faggins

a homosexual male; sometimes expressed as just "faggins"

--after Bilbo Baggins from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT
"Fuckin' dildo faggins..." --said under breath to oneself, refering to a gay man who has become a nuisance.
by Roach Brothers May 05, 2004
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shit-dildo

When someone shits into a condom ties it off and uses the result to fuck with.
Uhh... now that my ass is empty tie off that shit-dildo and stick it back in... BITCH!
by Et's March 29, 2008
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Dirty Dildo

A dirty dildo is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to masturbate with said feces. The dirty dildo is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the rectum for some time to give it structure.

Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.
She slid her dirty dildo into her vagina in hopes to have an orgasm while finishing her dump.
by Vesper2069 January 19, 2011
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dildo butter

Lube Lesbians put on their Dildo's before they insert them into a dry vagina.

Someone who is really dry and has no sense of humor. They are the butt of every joke literally. Someone who is being used and taken advantage of.

Hey Dildo Butter! get your lame ass out of my car.
by Jane Brane December 15, 2007
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Dildo Abuse

The act of using a dildo so much that it grinds down to nothing. A dildo abuser is often a slutty mother who loves to bash herself silly with a large range of abnormally large dildos.
Usually collects many spares in her bottom drawer just so "friends" can find them. Danger = Wetter
Matts mother considers abusing the dildo her duty, call of
Jack: Check this picture out man it;s amazing
NAJ: What the fuck whoever has that many dildos is a dirty dirty slut (walks into wall..idiot)
Matty: That is serious dildo abuse man (just as his liver gives up and he dies) who the fuck has all that shit
Matt: I recognise that big black one, i think they're my mums
by Jordan90 May 12, 2010
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meat dildo

The penis. Can also be used in a non-sexual sense, such as indicating the urinal use of the penis
"Sorry guys, I got to drain the meat dildo" - Achewood
by Edward Tambling May 30, 2008
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