detroit's law

the compulsion that possesses the residents of detroit to repeatedly inform those around them that they are from detroit

"how do you know someone is from detroit? they let you know they're from detroit" (detroit's law)

by bloog the scholar February 12, 2025

straight outta detroit

a term used when a person with a penis lifts said penis up to their stomach and pulls up their pants leaving the tip out.

person with penis: ayeeee straight outta detroit my guy
other person: get help.

by puthy pleather 🐈😩 May 2, 2021

Detroit

Where white hipsters go to die.

Hipsters: You know what ? I'm sick and tired of living in LA! I'm going to go help reconstruct Detroit's economy by opening a local coffee shop that only serves organic, fair trade coffee and sell local, local, organic, gluten free pastries! I'm then going to tell all my friends how I'm saving the city!

by herpasaurus rex September 23, 2016

Detroit Roll

When you work extra hard to get that promotion.

Hey bob did you get that promotion at work. I better have since I gave my boss the Detroit Roll.

by Promotion March 15, 2023

Detroit dumptruck

When you fuck a girl with a dildo while she taking a shit

That crazy bitch wanted me to give her a Detroit dumptruck

by Mtg187 March 19, 2020

Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.

Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.

by ccbigboy December 9, 2024

Detroit Syndrome

choosing or picking something new over something old, simply because. The word originates from the motor city detroit.

When the musicindustry makes crappy music, when there is so much great already excisting!!! Such a typical example of detroit syndrome!
(russemusikk...)

by Syndrom VSR October 2, 2022