detroit exotics

A mystical land of nicotine bars and boof weed that an indian man will tell you to smell if you go there past 11pm. this land also has a large selection of the worst pre rolls money can buy. But nice glass peices i guess, support sandnigga buisness. has good cigar selection tho.
"me and my niggas going down to detroit exotics"
by Jingisol October 25, 2022
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Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.
Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
by Portuzil January 07, 2024
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Detroit Snow Cone

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball
Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.
by DuffersDer July 01, 2019
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Detroit Teddybear

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear
Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time
by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024
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Detroit blizzard

The sexual act of having sex from behind and before you cum stick one thumb in her but and she comes up and sceams you ejaculate in your other hand and slap her in the face with it
I was free until I gave her a Detroit blizzard and now I'm on a list
by Putitincider October 12, 2023
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Detroit Steamer

When you take a massive dump before a steaming hot shower and you smell up the whole house.
Man it reeks in here! Did you just take a detroit steamer?
by 8lugsnoplugs May 30, 2021
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Detroit Train Station

A sexual act, irrelevant of orientation, in which one partner, henceforth referred to as "The Conductor", performs intense anal sex with the other partner, "The Caboose", to completion.

Upon completion the Conductor removes their phallus from the Caboose's sphincter, which at this point should be sufficiently gaped enough for the arrival of the next train. The Conductor then turns around and sits their buttocks of the Caboose's rear, and proceeds to defacate into the Caboose's gaping "station".

The Caboose will then push the train back into the Conductor's own asshole, and the pair will go back and forth until a second climax is reached, at which point, the climaxing partner will shout "ALL ABOARD!"
"Judy and I got a bit freaky last night and took a trip down to the ol' Detroit train station."

"I was feeling a little empty until Bill and I went down to the Detrot train station last night, now we're both pretty full."
by Jetscream November 04, 2023
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