Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.

Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself

by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023

Deez

Literally means "these" but can substitute inside of other words for a somewhat funny reaction, does not have any sort of sexual or insulative connotations and is literally just "these"

"Look at Deez chickens"

"oh, my friend Deezlan has deez"

by Deezlan August 2, 2022

Deez

Ur mom

Person 1: What are you doing?
Giga mega chad: deez.

by Urmom69420gaypride June 11, 2022

deez nutz

deez nutz is a popular and sometimes overused joke that people use often to defend themselves in an argument or just for the fun of saying it, it refers to the nuts, or ballsack of a male.

person 1: dude have u taken ur E10 exam yet?
person 2:what’s an E10 exam
person 1: E10 DEEZ NUTZ

by anonymous August 5, 2021

Deez

The one word that you should forever avoid, never fall for one of these jokes or anything that follows under the "Deez" joke.

P1, "My middle name is "Deez". P2, "huh, what an odd name." P1 "DEEZ NUTS"

by Pawpatrol9 June 18, 2021

Deez Nuts

Referring to someone's nuts. May be said by any gender regarding if they have any or not.

"What's for lunch?" - "Deez Nuts"

by MoonSvt February 22, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts : a funny way to make someone say something sexually inappropriate by using a very vague phrase.

person 1 : you heard of the new Pokémon You suck

Person 2 : Yousuc

Person 1 : You suck Deez Nuts

by you heard of bofa December 10, 2022