Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

Pharaoh's Curse

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut

"Bro I just did the Pharaoh's curse with my kids"

by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023

The Strictly Curse

A supposed curse on the professionals and contestants of the British dance show Strictly Come Dancing which makes them fall in love with eachother and leave their significant others. This has affected many contestants over the years, two of the most recent couples being Seann Walsh and Katya Jones, who were caught kissing in a night club in October 2018, causing Seann's girlfriend to leave him, along with Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell who slowly fell in love through the strictly process without the public knowing, telling everyone the day after the finals which excited the sun because some of their bs was correct for once.

Joe: I may not have won the glitterball, but I won something a million times more special.
Me: oh shit the strictly curse has stricken! woo woooooo!

by Procrastination 101 March 10, 2019

Curse of Ticondegra

a curse originating around 1900’s in North America that results in a Ticonderoga pencil being stuck in the anus of a person, causing immense pain all over the body.

Robert was struck by the Curse of Ticondegra and fell very ill for many weeks.

by landongodly May 21, 2024

Alexa Curse

If you hang around a sporty Alexa sometimes you may catch her curse of being ass at basketball.

1.) "oh man you caught the Alexa Curse didn't you"

by Mikiischill December 10, 2018

Curse you Bayle

an iconic dialogue from the game Elden Ring used by a character called Igon

Igon: CURSE YOU BAYLE I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!

by monkee3_ong July 3, 2024

Cursed rip off life

This is when you are poor because you live in a city like Detroit Michigan the United States of America in present time where you can’t come up and get rich legitimately no matter what you do. Well if you was anywhere else like New York or California you would make it big and be the riches and most famous person ever. Maybe even president of the United States or King or be in the best movies or songs ever. And no way to move out or leave this city which was once promising back in the day in the 80s or so.

This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022