A painis cupcake is a dingus who will speak in the ancient dialect of Christopher Walken, is as stubborn as a mule, a proficient musician, a social butterfly, a charmer, and will throw parties...eternally. A painis cupcake will also converse with walls.
A painis cupcake to Alfred, a wall, "I've got a fever and the only prescription is more party...juice!"
by deMangus April 9, 2013
Get the painis cupcakemug. Cupcake whores are the opposite of Cupcakers. A Cupcake whore would never be able to perform the art of cupcaking.
All that cupcake whores do is perform sexual acts for cupcakes.
All that cupcake whores do is perform sexual acts for cupcakes.
by 1heart1way January 18, 2008
Get the cupcake whoremug. When a male participating in sexual intercourse is about to ejaculate, he motorboats the woman's breasts as he shouts "ALALALAALALLALALA" and ejaculates on her chest; icing her cupcakes.
Man, I got to do an Iraqi cupcake on Steph last night. It. Was. Awesome. She kicked me out but it was worth it.
by TweedleDum34 March 31, 2011
Get the Iraqi Cupcakemug. by cupcake fighter November 6, 2010
Get the cupcake flipdickdergunmug. by Swatmaster December 11, 2007
Get the Dingleberry cupcakemug. by Bfm August 28, 2012
Get the Caramel cupcakemug. Blowing you load onto the outside of a womans pussy, then proceeding to eat her out without cleaning her off.
by Demoddren March 10, 2012
Get the Icing a cupcakemug.