Cheesy Gordita Crunch

v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.
"Hey girl, wanna go to taco bell and do a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with me?"
by TheOnlyFreak January 22, 2021
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crunched my nan

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan
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crunch and crux

The crunch and crux of the match was when Pau Gassol made a basket in the last minute.
by Carli9 February 05, 2017
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Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area
Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”
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Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 12, 2009
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Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina
Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.
by Dave-Kort October 19, 2013
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crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong
"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"
by gruwief December 13, 2022
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