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Street Crud

The stuff in Donald Trumps ass after a gangbang on the streets of Russia
Man what's that smell is that street crud? Nah man I ain't got that shit Donald does up his ass.
by Stayawayfromme August 6, 2018
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One Cruce

A unit of weight equivalent to approximately 6 fully filled hydroflasks or a bull calf at one month of age. About 223 lbs.
John: Damn, that's one big boy over there.
C.P.: Ya, that kid must weigh a full one cruce, and that kid Tman must weigh half a Cruce.
by wet spider January 23, 2020
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crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.
Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?
by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021
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Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress
I got the congress crud the first day of congress.
by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021
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Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.
I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
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Big Cruddy

He’s that nigga you ain’t gonna fuck with. He will beat you till your 6 feet under then call you a bitch while he pisses on your grave. Big Cruddy is the most loyal and loving man but still has a broken heart so he very careful. If Cruddy loves you he’ll do everything he can to protect you from harm. He will give everything he has even if he doesn’t have a lot himself. But don’t get him mistaken because he will get greedy if he needs to and he will apply pressure if needed. Big Cruddy is the king of jungle so I’d watch yourself before you step.
by MDK Ent July 22, 2022
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The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy
You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”
by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022
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