Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.
That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits
by Brookis1999 August 21, 2015
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crispy asf on the bottom

Wow, that puss looks crispy asf on the bottom!
Yeah bro it does look really nice, wish it was mine.
by May 17, 2018
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Crispy Concords

Crispy Concords is a youtuber with 1,86 subscribers (11/1 2021)
Crispy Concords is da best
by YT_Jalle January 11, 2021
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Crispy Concords

A YouTube channel people watch to see his girlfriend Kate, Crispy is fond of calling his twitch viewers simps when Kate comes onto stream
Hey did you see that Crispy Concords video last night
No I did not why
Dont Kate wasn't in the video its garbage
by UnknownCh33ms January 22, 2021
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Crispy Stroke

When a girl strokes a Plain Crispy Cream doughnut on your dick. The glaze is his nut.
I went to Kev’s last night, and gave him a crispy stroke! Yum yum gone!
by Ksuave April 20, 2022
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Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.
Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night
by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 23, 2021
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Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.
"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."
by JR Puffinstuff June 08, 2016
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