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Covfefe

Covfefe-A term used when conservatives covertly watch liberals and main stream media squirm, cry, and so badly implode on themselves.
Coyfefe is used to troll liberals and the mainstream press about their Trump Derangement Syndrome.
The covfefe over the recent events was hilarious.
by ElShadid May 31, 2017
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Covfefe

COVFEFE (n) COV-FEE-FEE:
(1) A portmanteau of "news coverage" and "fefes," a slang term for butthurt feelings and emotions;

(2) Media coverage of events not based in fact but instead misrepresented to appeal to the base emotions of already delusional people, often using anonymous sources.

Synonyms: fake news, CNN, Rachael Maddow, ShariaBlue, Media Matters for America, Brocking
"Did you see CNN'S covfefe of President Trump's new budget? Anonymous officials say that it's cutting all social security benefits while fully funding homosexual death camps."

also

'Breaking News -Trump firing his entire inner circle today because Schumer doesn't like them.' = covfefe
by Inlightenment June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

(N.) It could be a code word but generally it's when your hands are too small to hit letters correctly to spell "coverage".
Trump receives a lot of negative press covfefe.
by RblHrt May 31, 2017
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Covfefe

On May 31st 2017 Donald Trump posted the following on his Twitter "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" No one knows what it means but he was possibly drunk at the time.
by CovfefeT May 31, 2017
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covfefe

The anger you have after seeing a video of yourself with a crazy women chopping your head off!
That crazy bitch just cut my covfefe off!
by Markathome May 31, 2017
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Covfefe

Covfefe (noun) is a new word coined by President Donald Trump of the United States in a dawn tweet on 31 May 2017 when he cryptically wrote "Despite the constant negative press covfefe ", a half sentence that got the whole world puzzled.

It is formed by the amalgamation of two terms: "COV" which is an acronym standing for 'Confirmation Of Victory', a reference to having successfully getting yourself laid for the night; and "fefe", a prison contraption made from a piece of cloth, rubber glove and sock to create a substitute functional female genital organ for the purpose of sexual stimulation and release by prisoners.

So, "COV"-"fefe" or covfefe is the word used by President Trump to refer to the practice of the mainstream media to create fake negative news about him, to believe in the news that they themselves created, to indulge in false obsessive analyses until they reach a frenzied climactic declaration of self-validated victory against him.

This is a deep word, but its meaning is clear.
Eg.: 1. Despite the constant negative press covfefe against Donald Trump, he seems unruffled.

2. In fact, the unrelenting covfefe against Donald Trump has the opposite effect of increasing the people's support for him!
by Donald Drum May 31, 2017
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covfefe

noun, verb or adjective Who the hell knows?

A word coined by the 45th President of the United States.

Used exclusively by Donald Trump, there will never be a meaningful definition of this word.
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" - Donald J. Trump, 5/31/2017
by TrumpTearsAreBest July 10, 2017
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