fudging cousins

gay male cousins at least once removed who engage in anal sex

Ted and ed are fudging cousins its cool their parents arnt siblings jus cousins

by cat135 July 2, 2015

southern cousins

when two people say they're like family yet they actually get weird behind the scenes
like, for instance, cousins from the South

you two may say you're like brother and sister, but you're really some southern cousins.

by missmusical September 4, 2015

flu cousin

When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.

Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.

by Quantum Ranger September 20, 2015

Fuzz Cousin

A partner with whom you have not had intercourse with yet, but have enjoyed grinding bare pubic regions with.

No, we didn't go all the way, she's just a fuzz cousin.

by Minotourettes December 14, 2016

Incest Cousin

A cousin that one has sexual intercourse with.

"I heard you've been seeing your cousin."
"Yeah, we're incest cousins."

by westvirginia December 22, 2016

Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.

Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*

by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016

Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.

by Cousin^2 November 16, 2019