Cocaine Cuck

a person who purchases the merchandise, but can’t partake and watches everyone else toot in front of him and enjoys it

A friend bought cocaine for his buddies party but since he is a cuck, watches them for enjoyment instead of doing it himself. Hence we call him a cocaine cuck

by Jonny bananas July 24, 2025

Cocaine Lite

A home made drug that does not show up on drug tests. It is freebase caffeine made at home with common household chemicals, it is snortable and smokeable and provides a high in-between to cocaine and amphetamines, but less intense.

Kyle graduated from drinking monster energy drinks to smoking Cocaine Lite, it was bitter as hell, but the energy and high it provided was just what he needed to keep punching holes in the drywall of his patents home

by ely123456 December 27, 2021

Alabama cocaine

A mixture of home cooked methamphetamine (shake n bake meth) cut with ghb

Drove 10 hours to Birmingham to get Alabama cocaine thinking it was the real thing, ended up staying 90 hours awake and almost pluming head down from my 13th story window while having an onset psychosis

by not_too_big_joe June 21, 2024

Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.

*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.

by Unquestionably Burdensome February 15, 2024