Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones

Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!

by xXCleo1014Xx <---- YT channel May 25, 2019

The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.

Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.

by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015

clothes on sticks

Your dead cause of voodoo run quick

That's voodoo shit run Nigel

Your dead

Clothes on sticks means your posesed

by Voodooshit March 17, 2017

Mr I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims he buys clothes every day but andreea knows he’s lying

Mr I buy clothes every day won’t stop texting me

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

Quick Clothing

Somebody who is naked and embarrassed, usually in public, who needs clothing quickly.

Look at Sadie. She’s naked and in need of some Quick Clothing.

by LostZander July 5, 2024

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

santa cloths

a cutter santa

santa cloths

by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023