Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .

You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .

by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022

Closed Water

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022

Wyatt close

Wyatt close is the most sweetest person youll ever meet. He may not be all cool, but he's perfect. And if wyatt close is seeing this. I love you and i hope you know that. You are beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning and my lovely prince

Friend: are you texting Wyatt close?
Me: yes, i am :)

by Insane_in_membrane June 18, 2022

ella janeen close

Hot, nice to people. Will marry a tall, strong, funny, hot man with the initials M.R.S😏😏😏 she is also very beautiful and good at sports

Ella janeen close is hot.

by Hebert ford June 27, 2022

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

Close to the Edge

1. The feeling of being on the border of committing suicide or otherwise being extremely close to your limit of something.

2. The Greatest song ever made

"Man, I'm feeling really Close to the Edge and Down by a River right now"

"Dont worry man, get some help and you'll feel better. This dark season will pass you by. Somedays we get up, others we get down"

by ObeisantBread84 January 24, 2026

Closed System Logic

Reasoning that operates within a strictly defined, self-contained set of axioms, rules, or assumptions, deliberately ignoring or rejecting any external information or context that might challenge the internal consistency of the system. It values internal coherence over correspondence with a messy reality. This is the logic of pure mathematics, certain ideological dogma, and airtight (but possibly irrelevant) theoretical models.

Example: A libertarian think-tank model that "proves" minimal government always leads to optimal outcomes, but which excludes variables like historical racism, environmental externalities, or public health crises from its equations, is using Closed System Logic. The argument is perfectly logical inside its own defined world, but may fail catastrophically when applied to the open system of real human society.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026