The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
by anonymous May 18, 2024
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Get the hoggin claw mug.This is a kung fu style you imitate a tiger fighting with his claws and use your real nails to scratch up and cut the enemy competitors in martial arts matches
Using the tiger claws style kung fu so much the nails on my dominant hand tend to be longer than my weak hand that is not as strong,
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Get the Cozy claw mug.You take your middle finger and ring finger and insert it to a women's vagina. Your not going in and out that's 2nd grade shit, your going up and down like your ripping her vagina out. Start off slow then when it sounds like a mop and bucket you go ham on that shit.
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