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chip claw

2-3 fingers curled used to grasp chips in order avoid covering hand in chip seasoning.

2 finger position is used with large, whole chips

3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).

resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)

more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care
"Lick your chip claw before opening the next bag."

"Your chip claw is out."
by PBC & Scallop November 3, 2012
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Wolven Claws

A sub-category for furries who seem to enjoy gaining massive amounts of weight to the point of ridiculousness. The claws refer to the 'bitch tits' which can come about after gaining more than two-hundred pounds; most of these furries range from foxes, or wolves, or anyone who happens to be fans of StarFox and other anthro furry superheroes.
I was at the convention the other day, and goddamn, there was so many Wolven Claws out there. I think I wet myself! Spooky!
by SSJ4 Ronald Reagan May 1, 2011
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Crab Claw Sail

The Crab Claw Sail : A prehistoric 3000 BCE sail invented in Panay Island.

Soriano versus The Ping Tan Museum: The Crab Claw Sail was an essential design of the Paraws of Iloilo. The Paraws came from Panay not from Luzon since they term Banca as Sibat while Ilonggos call it Bancao or Tumbak-Tumbak. Which means that the Paraw evolved in Panay Island and not in Luzon, nor Cebu or nor Leyte nor in Butuan City.

May I remind the good museum that to make the Crab Claw Sail of the Panay Paraws you need Pandan fibers. 5000 years ago there were no Pandan leaves in Taiwan or China hence it was not possible for them to make the CRAB CLAW SAIL.

The Crab Claw Sail of the Austronesians predated that of the lateral sails of the Europeans and the Square Sails of the Arabs for thousands of years. And guess what, you need Pandan Fibers, Sinamay, Pineapple fibers, etc which are salt-water resistant.

It was not possible to sail from Taiwan to Hawaii, Borneo to Madagascar, etc without the Crab Claw Sails (Triangular Sails) which undoubtedly can be traced only to the Paraws of Panay. I am backed by the epic stories of the Jalaudnons, Tumandoks and the Suludnons where the term BANCA originated. The precursor of the PARAWS. The precursor of the Barangays and the Kunlunpo.

SO EVERYTIME YOU SEE A CHINESE JUNK IN HONGKONG, remember who invented the Crab Claw Sail. It was the Austronesians of Panay Island.
You cannot travel far without the Crab Claw Sail
by Cyclonetrading July 28, 2025
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The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.
Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw
by StonedAF October 13, 2023
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White Claw Wasted

When a person drinks so much White Claw that they are extremely intoxicated and have no idea what is going on around them.
Look at Chassie walking around with her tit falling out of her shirt. She drank so much tonight that she's White Claw Wasted.
by GC A.C. June 27, 2020
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