by Swag_Muff69 December 13, 2022
Get the Chinese Checkersmug. The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.
Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014
Get the Chinese loopholemug. by doghousesrock March 18, 2020
Get the Chinese Fartmug. Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-
by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023
Get the Chinese Pineapplemug. A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.
by NotMe1984 December 25, 2015
Get the Chinese shufflemug. Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.
Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.
Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.
Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...
Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.
Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!
Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!
Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.
Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!
Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!
by baronvonfritz May 5, 2020
Get the Chinese Aluminummug. The act of discriminating a certain group to be the scapegoat so that the accuser can escape, seemingly blameless, innocent and sincere; However, the blame is a blatant misdirection and as such, likely to backfire on the accuser.
Origin: The Prime Minister and chairperson of Malaysia's ruling coalition (National Front) attributed the poor performance of the coalition in Malaysia's 13th general election, and the corresponding support to opposition parties, to a phenomenon dubbed "tsunami of the Chinese community" - or "Chinese tsunami" for short.
Origin: The Prime Minister and chairperson of Malaysia's ruling coalition (National Front) attributed the poor performance of the coalition in Malaysia's 13th general election, and the corresponding support to opposition parties, to a phenomenon dubbed "tsunami of the Chinese community" - or "Chinese tsunami" for short.
The project manager is pinning the blame on the labourers again, blaming their laziness for the delays in the project. But that accusation is just Chinese Tsunami - we all know his poor planning skills are the cause.
by Random Malaysian May 9, 2013
Get the Chinese Tsunamimug.