An intense and daring sexual act popular in USA. A few items are needed for this sexual act: moose antlers, maple syrup, stanley cup and a Mountie. The trick to mastering Canada's History is fitting it all in.
Guy 1: "What kind of things did you do last night with her brah?"
Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"
Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"
by FoxyFuego February 5, 2010
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Canada is the country north of the United States, we don't live in igloos on eat moose all the time, a beaver tail is not an actual beaver tail and we are not all French.
Canada is made up of; the Atlantic Provinces, the Canadian Shield, the west coast, the prairies and the north.
Most French people in Canada live in the province of Quebec but some live in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Quebec is pretty much its own region of Canada. Big cities in Quebec are Montreal and Quebec City.
The prairies and the west coast are by far the richest part of Canada with oil and strong economy and where most people live in Canada.Calgary, Vancouver, Fort McMurry, Edmonton, and Winnipeg are all in the west.
Atlantic Canada is rich in Irish and Scottish heritage witch can be seen in the music from Atlantic Canada. Atlantic Canada is the poorest place in Canada by far and has been for a while due to all the Irish immigrants and today most Irish Catholic people in Atlantic Canada are poor and live in the worst parts of Canada. Fredericton, Moncton, St. John, St. John's and Halifax are the biggest cities.
Ontario is an economic center for the Canadian Shield and is cold in the winter because it is in the middle of the great lakes. Ottawa (the capital of Canada), Hamilton, Toronto and Barrie are in Ontario.
The north is made up of mostly tundra and what most Americans think Canada is like. People in the north don't live in igloos anymore and most are proud Inuits. Yellowknife, Whitehorse and Iqaluit are in the north.
Canada is made up of; the Atlantic Provinces, the Canadian Shield, the west coast, the prairies and the north.
Most French people in Canada live in the province of Quebec but some live in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Quebec is pretty much its own region of Canada. Big cities in Quebec are Montreal and Quebec City.
The prairies and the west coast are by far the richest part of Canada with oil and strong economy and where most people live in Canada.Calgary, Vancouver, Fort McMurry, Edmonton, and Winnipeg are all in the west.
Atlantic Canada is rich in Irish and Scottish heritage witch can be seen in the music from Atlantic Canada. Atlantic Canada is the poorest place in Canada by far and has been for a while due to all the Irish immigrants and today most Irish Catholic people in Atlantic Canada are poor and live in the worst parts of Canada. Fredericton, Moncton, St. John, St. John's and Halifax are the biggest cities.
Ontario is an economic center for the Canadian Shield and is cold in the winter because it is in the middle of the great lakes. Ottawa (the capital of Canada), Hamilton, Toronto and Barrie are in Ontario.
The north is made up of mostly tundra and what most Americans think Canada is like. People in the north don't live in igloos anymore and most are proud Inuits. Yellowknife, Whitehorse and Iqaluit are in the north.
by 851347 September 13, 2009
Get the Canada mug.One of the worlds most gruesomely dirty sex acts involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.
It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.
You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.
It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.
Person #1: Hey man you want to take a trip with me to Canada to do some salmon fishing?
Person #2: No, but I wouldn't mind coming along to see if I could find one of those smokin canadian girls to show me what Canada's history is all about!
Person #1: Haha, your one crazy sick sob!!
Person #2: Haha! Amen brother!
Person #2: No, but I wouldn't mind coming along to see if I could find one of those smokin canadian girls to show me what Canada's history is all about!
Person #1: Haha, your one crazy sick sob!!
Person #2: Haha! Amen brother!
by JSkills February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.this is in response to some reasons to be proud to be canadian. (jordan, first post under search "canadian") each number is a smartass answer to each numbered reason he put.
1. canadian smarties are just cheap m&m's
2. ive had crispy crunch, it sucks
3. canadian football is gay
4. baseball is not canadian (doubleday dumass)
5. lacrosse is native american
6. i'll give u hockey
7. basketball is american (naysmith dumass)
8. apple pie isnt canadian, syrup is
9. idk wat mr. dress-up is, but it sounds like a pervert created it
10. ive been to tim hortons, it sucks
11. the canadians didnt fight in 1812, the british that were living there did
12. canada didnt surrender to germany b/c they didnt fight, america did and still didnt surrender
13. who cares if the english didnt ever surrender there, what does taht have to do with bitch lumberjacks?
14. if u think a bar fight is a war, that only makes people thinks canadians are bitches
15. ya, same comment as the last one
16. plaid is gay, no one in seattle thinks its cool
17. they never owned 10% of anything, do ur dam research
18. thats why we americans have guns, unlike ur poor ass's
19. that one makes no sense
20. we dont consider rednecks american, besides at least we dont chop trees for a living
21. u have no idea what ur talking about, the only thing of those u invented was velcro, and they only use velcro on kids shoes anyway
22. if u have ever gotten ur tongue stuck on a pole, then ur a fag
23. a canadian didnt invent superman, and even if he did, why do u think he made him an american business man?
basically, whatim trying to say is you're either a bad liar, or a dumass canadian, which is it?
1. canadian smarties are just cheap m&m's
2. ive had crispy crunch, it sucks
3. canadian football is gay
4. baseball is not canadian (doubleday dumass)
5. lacrosse is native american
6. i'll give u hockey
7. basketball is american (naysmith dumass)
8. apple pie isnt canadian, syrup is
9. idk wat mr. dress-up is, but it sounds like a pervert created it
10. ive been to tim hortons, it sucks
11. the canadians didnt fight in 1812, the british that were living there did
12. canada didnt surrender to germany b/c they didnt fight, america did and still didnt surrender
13. who cares if the english didnt ever surrender there, what does taht have to do with bitch lumberjacks?
14. if u think a bar fight is a war, that only makes people thinks canadians are bitches
15. ya, same comment as the last one
16. plaid is gay, no one in seattle thinks its cool
17. they never owned 10% of anything, do ur dam research
18. thats why we americans have guns, unlike ur poor ass's
19. that one makes no sense
20. we dont consider rednecks american, besides at least we dont chop trees for a living
21. u have no idea what ur talking about, the only thing of those u invented was velcro, and they only use velcro on kids shoes anyway
22. if u have ever gotten ur tongue stuck on a pole, then ur a fag
23. a canadian didnt invent superman, and even if he did, why do u think he made him an american business man?
basically, whatim trying to say is you're either a bad liar, or a dumass canadian, which is it?
and oh yeah, ur elections only take one day b/c they fix them all
how aboot them apples, eh?
canada sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how aboot them apples, eh?
canada sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by greenburg February 15, 2008
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Yeah we did a sacramento sweater... i mean an old king clancy, she was from canada
Yeah we did a sacramento sweater... i mean an old king clancy, she was from canada
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I'm gonna make like Canada's History, and let a former governor fuck me...and that's after I had a baby with her daughter, Bristol.
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