Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.

I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.

by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017

farty head

Farty head is a insult to call someone who farts alot!!!!

OMG you're such a farty head GO AWAYYYYY!!!

by EZZZZZZZZZ345 January 05, 2018

August head

People who love the song August by Taylor Swift. A term coined by the producer of the song - Jack Antanoff.

She’s such an august head.

by CyJan December 08, 2020

head face

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.

"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."

by stevenmoreso April 25, 2008

nowt-head

Deriving from the combination of the English slang term for nothing ('nowt') and the word head, as in, I have a pain in my head. Nowt-head is a descriptive term to identify someone without purpose or goal. Usually used as a derogatory term but not exclusively as one can describe one's self as a 'Nowt-head'

'stay away from that lad he's a proper nowt-head'

or
'I can't believe I have missed the bus to that job interview because I was masturbating, what a nowt-head I am'

by Dr Norman Bosbonovich February 04, 2013

Spud head

When someone has a head shaped just like a potato

Ian has a right spud head

by El huevo May 05, 2015

Tuba Head

A person who's head is shaped like the musical instrument (tuba)

Wow, that fat kid is a tuba head

by Lamboman23 November 09, 2009