Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.

Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey

by BigBIRD15 December 04, 2018

Cock burn

Like an Indian burn when someone grasps your cock with both hands and violently turns them in opposite directions

Dude last night she grabbed my cock and balls and gave me a cock burn

by Piss indian May 06, 2020

Web-Burn

The state of disorientation and fuzzy-headedness that comes from staring at the internet for too long.

It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.

by GullibleZine August 31, 2007

jean burn

When tou are getin dry humped to hard while still wearin pants, and the friciton makes it burn.

You my girl friend was dry humping me so hard last night i got jean burn

by David Decker September 24, 2007

afro burn

A wrestling term, after wrestling a african-american the rash and burn. Very similar to rug burn but the oil and the sweat stings more.

Jane:"Did you get rug burn?"
Dave:"No, just afro burn."

Jim:"Dude thats baddd afro burn."
Dave:"I know it burns like a bitch."

by Hunter R. January 29, 2007

Burn Return

When someone burns you, but you get them back with an even better burn!

Bob (parking a car): Hey Doug,I can't quite get this to fit in here, it's a bit too tight.
Doug: that's what your mom said! Burn!
Bob: no, that's what your grandma said! Burn Return!

by Chris NoPants October 18, 2006

puss burn

friction caused when giving a female a front wedgie while wearing a g-string

sharron suffered from puss burn this morning

by Daniel Booker August 14, 2004