cunt burglar

The theft of a poor womans 'cunt' can be rather painful but most often very pleasurable. In the words of Steve 'Its not rape its just surprise sex'

oh dear god my cunt just got burgled lol who was that cunt burglar how dare they invade my vaginal area without my consent! pfft silly boy!

by fatmat1210 April 22, 2007

Bulgarian Tickler

A man lays in a bathtub, with the head of his dick above the water. He then gets a fly, rips the wings off, and puts the fly on the head so that the fly simply walks around giving the man a funny tickle.

I got bored while taking a bath lastnight so i found a fly and gave myself a bulgarian tickler.

by Victor H. December 14, 2008

Bulgarian Cum Cannon

When you're assfucking a girl and you decide to cum inside her but, then she farts the cum back at you and you get sprayed with it.

Woah Jeff, did you fuck that girl last night?

Yeah, but that fucker gave me a Bulgarian Cum cannon

by Thad-Jarvis March 9, 2010

Bulgaria

A country in the Balkans, with about 6.8 million people, and Sofia as its capital city. Bulgaria has, in the past, been a soviet satellite state. It has Slavic, Turkish, Romani, and other ethnic groups.

Bulgaria-
1: Igor and his family are Bulgarian, and are visiting family in Varna, Bulgaria, this summer. I hope they enjoy it.

2: Oh, I thought Igor was Russian.

1: Bulgarians and Russians are not in the slightest bit the same; this is not true.

by Mr. Polite September 1, 2022

bulgarian dick

the best type of penis . Usually makes you cum in less than 2 minutes

Martina: You know what happened yesterday?
Guilia: What?
Martina: Ivan gave me his Bulgarian Dick!
Guilia: OOO what happened?
Martina: He made me cum in 4 mins after a blowjob and handjob!!
Guilia: I am so turned on after hearing that, lets make a threesome!!!

by thewetdick February 1, 2023

Turd Burglar

The guy that comes to your house to empty your septic tank when it is full.

It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.

by Smilesandspace June 18, 2015

Cunt Burglar

A male who grabs a female by their pussy without their consent and starts to finger them, and then proceeds to have sex.

Male: (Grabs her by the pussy)
Female: Oh My god, it feels so nice.
Male:(fingers her)
Female: Oh my god! Ughhhhhhhh!
Male: Has sex with her.

Female the next day: Oh my god what a cunt burglar you were last night!

by W_M_J January 5, 2017