Hot Brown

Performing analingus on a person with poor anal hygiene, especially after the person has been working out.

As a consolation for losing the competition on "the Biggest Loser", Brenda received a hot brown from Big Wayne.

Hot Brown by Da Real Jesus February 21, 2009

brown shirt 

Soldiers in Hitler's storm trooper army, SA during the Nazi regime. They were called this because of the colored shirts they wore.
To call someone a brown shirt is to call them a Nazi soldier, usually hinting that they oppose human rights or freedom. This is a very serious insult, and in forums is used to Flame someone.

Hitler used many different forces to accomplish his goals when he rose to power. One of these forces were the SA, or Storm Troopers. The SA soldiers were called Brown Shirts.

"I don't like how that guy disagrees with my philosophy on <idea>. I'm going to call him a Brown Shirt so people associate him with Nazis, and his ideas are disregarded."

brown shirt by Bigscarymonster November 21, 2006

brownsuasion

Persuasion among people that certain brown-eyed people are evil or arrogant just because they have brown eyes.

Jack: I'm afraid to talk to him cause he has brown eyes.

John: Oh c'mon, thats just your own silly brownsuasion.

brownsuasion by street77 March 27, 2009

brown batter 

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

brown batter by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

Brown Bishop 

When you wipe your ass and a finger pokes through the paper. From the cassock worn by bishops

Damn, I really gotta wash, I got a brown bishop.

Brown Bishop by kintatama2 November 7, 2007

brown spalding 

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

brown spalding by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

brown ball roulette 

When you make a bet with yourself whether that one little round piece of shit is going to get flushed or just circle around the top of the bowl.

Dude, what took you so long in there?

I was playing brown ball roulette and I lost so I had to wait and flush again.

brown ball roulette by McRamblin October 17, 2009