Dense Breasts

A term used to describe the breasts of a woman. Term means breasts that are dense, not flappy, and support themselves.

Bob: Shit dude! How'd fucking Jesse go last night?

Joe: Damn bro, it was hot. She had such dense breasts.

by OhShiit December 20, 2016

my breast fend

Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".

My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Breasting

(Also bresting) to rest ones breasts on a surface such as a table or desk to relieve back or shoulder discomfort.

Some dude kept staring at me while I was breasting at my table in the library.

by GenghisPenguin October 28, 2023

breast muncher

a common insult on discord describing a young infant .. munching a breast

"you fucking breast muncher"
"what"

by vanillagutz January 28, 2022

Mr breast

female mr beast, big boobies

that girl looks just like mr breast

by ballst0thewalls March 15, 2024