Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

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Braindouchery

The act of observing something so horrific or stupid, the only possible way to stop seeing it is to put a douche in your ear and squeeze.

The way your brother tried to masturbate with a razor is braindouchery.

by Azekual009 January 7, 2011

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brainduck

brainduck means total fool. duck means zero , someone with zero brains.

Shut up! you brainduck. Are u a brainduck?

by xorkes November 15, 2011

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brain chain

The brain chain is a linear sequence of human intelligence levels. At the top of the classic brain chain we have our Einsteins. At the middle there are moderately intelligent people. At the bottom, there are ordinary people. The top of the brain chain consumes the middle, the middle consumes the morons, similar to the process of the food chain.

"Toby thinks Japan is in Europe. He truly is on the bottom of the brain chain."

by dorifuto April 26, 2014

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Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

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