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German Biscuit

Some sort of game German adolescent play. The rules are simple. You and your friends stand next to each other in a circle. In the middle there is a biscuit. Everyone tries to perform a cumshot onto the biscuit. The one who comes last has to eat the delicious result.
Let´s play the German Biscuit.

Also interesting:
French biscuit->each one has to eat a part of it
Spanish biscuit->not more than two players
Italian biscuit->the one with a gun doesn´t eat in any case
American biscuit->a hamburger is used instead of a biscuit
Thai biscuit->one player only
Serbian biscuit->the one who stays alive can do whatever he wants
Polish biscuit->if no one has stolen the biscuit, one can play
by anonymous56394037398 April 9, 2013
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Biscuit Express

The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house
"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."
by Urban.sav November 16, 2014
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flipping a biscuit

Breaking a window beacause your marching band students are not paying attention.
Y'all best stop messin around, or I'm gonna be flipping a biscuit
by PedoPandabear December 9, 2016
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queff biscuit

When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver
So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life
by Dhyerid January 17, 2016
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deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.
"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"
by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017
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meth biscuit

Biscuit referring to the measurement of the weight of an ounce.
It smells like there must be a Biscuit (meth biscuit)Factory in that trailer park.
by Theallamericancaveman August 5, 2017
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Pinch Biscuit

A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.
I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.

There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.

I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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