Beaver Pond

The female version of a circle jerk.

You have to have three or more to go to the beaver pond. It’s a group event.

by AIDSAID April 5, 2019

beaver tickler

a mustache that tickles the beaver

I used my beaver tickler to make her moan.

by surferjoe413 April 10, 2019

Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad

I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!

by Blorb2! September 18, 2012

beaver hook

the act of bending ones index finger as if it were a hook and inserting it under the hood of skin just above the clit and gently tugging upward while pinching down toward your index finger with the thumb. very affective in subduing unruly women.

Roscoe- Yea... All i heard from Janice was bitch, bitch, bitch, nag, nag, nag, until i whipped out the ol' beaver hook. After that it was all yes sir's.

by leebobfromgleatown September 18, 2010

Beaver shit

When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.

Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!

Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.

My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.

by [e-mail] January 18, 2019

beaver belly

The long hanging belly fat on a woman, having the appearance of a vagina.

She should not be wearing a bikini, she has a beaver belly!

by sassy1o1 September 6, 2014

Sugar Beaver

a term for the technique where a freshly waxed woman moistens her pubic/genitals and sprinkles on or dips them in candy body dust or other colored granulated sugar.

I came home from work on Tuesday and my wife greeted me with a sugar beaver, so that is why I overslept my alarm this morning.

by Tibetanmastiff June 4, 2018