Bean

Meaning your very drunk but enjoying it.

"Oh man, im too bean to get up"

"I've had too much beer... i'm well bean!"

by Lucas Neil 123 May 24, 2009

baked beans

stoned mexicans

cypress hill is a good example of baked beans

by Hawaiian Dicking January 14, 2010

beans and disease

A derogatory greeting, preceded by the spanish greeting "buenos dias".

Julio: "Buenos dias Mr. Sanford"
Fred G. Sanford : "Beans and disease to you too"

by Fred G Sanford the 15th December 6, 2007

What the beans

A funnier way of saying what the fuck :D

Jordan: hey Ryan yelled at me today!
Brad: what did he say
Jordan: he said stay away from my girl friend fag
Brad: what the beans is his problem!
Jordan: he has a midget scrodum
Brad: teehee!
Jordan: teehee!

by Aguymostproferably June 5, 2009

bean shot

--when a girl either unknowingly or intentionally provides a direct visual of her nani, vagina, pussy, cunt, bean!
--beanshots are visible when females wear short dresses, skirts or bikinis. most famous beanshots: picks of paris hilton/ lyndsay lohan gettin out of car. those two haole gurls are straight up skanks.

adam: ho bullay!
nick: what you fakah!
adam: bah! get plenty good kine bean shots tonite! cheee hee!
nick: U NO DAT! Alyssa was givin one mean bean shot earlier!
adam: yah bah dat fawka was mean, get white panites cheee!

by nickvdub January 9, 2008

Mr Bean

Mr Bean is the ultimate comedian. Silly, hilarious and pretty much silent he never fails to make people scream with laughter.

person1: Woah! Look it's Mr Bean!
person 2: Wait I see a turkey
person 1: Well yeah! the turkey is on Mr Bean's head!

by smellycat97 December 14, 2011

Bean Dipper

A hot, promiscuous lesbian.

She is always knuckle deep in a different girl's twat. She's a real bean dipper.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017